went and saw oculas with the girl i met at the bar on my birthday and i have yet to see her sober. is that love?
there was a worm on my head and i didnt know it and i went to the bathroom and it fell off my head and landed on my penis and i think that’s the first time there’s been a worm on my penis
that is the coolest thing i’ve ever read
done ! for Kiki. u r so nyan <3
holy carp this is fucking amazing……………..????????????????????? thank you oh my god this is beautiful
Better be hard so u can stay a libe #smh #japan
uber quick reminder that my radio show starts in ten minutes!
ahhh i fell asleep b4, luv u
I still think about her
Me watchin a movie on another level while baes sleepin
my dude is in the grocery store rn trying to return half a case of beer